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Ate a bible

When someone does something so unspeakable. Something too gross or sexual to say out loud
He went to his a house and let's juts say they ate a bible
by Sonét April 20, 2018
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God of the bible

He is a wonderful and faithful God that ANYONE can trust
Guy 1: God is so graceful like a lion.

Guy 2 : Yeah he even gave his only son to save us and He resurrected on the third day.

Guy 2: did u know one of God's names Emanuel means god with us.

Guy 1:sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh i didn't know that!

Guy 2: God of the Bible means that God is the creator of the universe so burn those books of lies called catholic bibles and get christian bibles!
by sgh unknown February 14, 2022
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Bible Brandishing

While raising your hands during worship, revealing your conceal carry to the congregation.
Bruh, I didn't know Josiah carried, he is straight up Bible Brandishing right now.
by BrokenDentures December 24, 2022
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bible scars

Anything emotionally or physically damaging from religious institutions or the perpetuation of said institution's beliefs
by Lonzae October 18, 2017
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Bible theditor

A person similar to a Bible thumper that instead uses fake or edited versions of Bible verses and quotes to degrade/invalidate one's beliefs or opinions.
Me: Trans rights are human rights!
Delusional man: There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, But all must only be male and female at their birth for them to be one in Christ Jesus.
Me: bro chill out you Bible theditor
by Malicious-white-slime August 24, 2021
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Bible man

Bible man is so epic it’s the coolest show you should watch it
“Bro I just binged all three seasons of Bible man”
by Lana234121 March 2, 2022
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Bible slayer

A person who slays at reading the bible, Just absolutely on fire for God’s word. Reads for hours at a time, memorizing scripture in their heart like the back of their hand. Total boss at bible scripture.
Man that guy Marco from the bible study today, is a legitimate bible slayer.
by Hopeleona7 September 8, 2021
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