"Yea Bill all the guys knew never to touch that sock on the rack,they knew it was my spunk sock, im gunna get me some loving tonight
by Nicholas June 20, 2004
Get the spunk sockmug. The name given to a sneaker (usually a nike shox) during or after a shoejob if the guys cock is longer than the shoe, therefore making the shoe fit tight like a sock. A "filled shox sock" refers to the sneaker after the man cums in it, because a cock that large will most likely fill the shoe, and leave a yellow stain.
Shelly: So how was Alexis last night? Heard you got a shoejob.
James: Yeah, it was amazing! she gave me a hard jerk with her shox sock, and then i filled it to the top with hot cum.
Shelly: WOW! you must have a giant dick, Alexis wears size 9s. I'd love to have you squeeze into my shox sock sometime. Maybe ill leave my room open for a cum closet tomorrow.
James: Yeah, it was amazing! she gave me a hard jerk with her shox sock, and then i filled it to the top with hot cum.
Shelly: WOW! you must have a giant dick, Alexis wears size 9s. I'd love to have you squeeze into my shox sock sometime. Maybe ill leave my room open for a cum closet tomorrow.
by Gmail548 April 20, 2010
Get the shox sockmug. Robert Downey Jr. was forced to wear a cock sock for the love scene because the actress didn't want his druggy penis near her vagina.
by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003
Get the cock sockmug. by D B McGurn August 31, 2006
Get the shot sockmug. The largest, bloodiest, extreme knitting tournament in the world.
When you sign-up you receive a top-secret file containing your target's information. To "kill" your target, you must follow the pattern to make a weapon (a pair of socks) for your event, and mail it to your target. Your target is "dead" when they receive your weapon. Your target then sends their incomplete weapon to you, along with their target's information, and you complete their weapon to kill their target. At the same time you are trying to kill your target, your assassin is trying to kill you.
When you sign-up you receive a top-secret file containing your target's information. To "kill" your target, you must follow the pattern to make a weapon (a pair of socks) for your event, and mail it to your target. Your target is "dead" when they receive your weapon. Your target then sends their incomplete weapon to you, along with their target's information, and you complete their weapon to kill their target. At the same time you are trying to kill your target, your assassin is trying to kill you.
by FiberLily April 23, 2009
Get the Sock Warsmug. Currently means "Be Quit" or "Shut up".
Originally meant "Turn the Volume down."
In the days before Electricity there was no Volume Control on a record player (Gramophone) so the only way to reduce the volume down was to "Put a sock" (Or other item) in the speaker to muffle it.
Originally meant "Turn the Volume down."
In the days before Electricity there was no Volume Control on a record player (Gramophone) so the only way to reduce the volume down was to "Put a sock" (Or other item) in the speaker to muffle it.
Two kids are playing noisily, and their Dad shouts at them "Put a sock in it you two, I am on the Phone!"
by Dorsai December 21, 2010
Get the Put a sock in itmug. A hillarious sock puppet on Muchmusic.Every year he hosts a show called "Fromage" which shows the worst videos of the year with him talking about them.HE IS ONE FUNNY SOCK.
by TheWiggidy April 9, 2004
Get the Ed the Sockmug.