Slapper

Someone that chases Down opps with a big bladed weapon. This guy is so on job People think he’s homeless. He Also gets court and goes to court but manages to beat the case every time.

Guy: “yo fam you heard about that guy fam he’s a top slapper caught about 230494 opps on Tuesday”

Guy 2: “word? Nah I don’t want to mess with him still he probably shank me rob my Nan and still get off with a warning from the Feds”

by Topstrider January 16, 2020

Slapper

PEOPLE WHO LOVE TO SLAP THE BASS.

Davie504 is a slapper.

We are slappers.

by CloneArmy August 19, 2019

Slapper

People who love to slap the bass

What’s up, slappers? (c) Davie504

by yura2100 August 18, 2019

The Slapper

Will Smith

The Slapper says "Keep his wife's name out cho' fucking mouth!"

by Vomit is my business October 9, 2022

sperm slapper

‘noun’ : ‘a person who tends to dab sperm on another person after ejaculation. Typically applied on the back, around the rib cage and the buttocks.’

I went home with a guy who was a total sperm slapper. There was cum all over me

by BillithandJephphy November 23, 2023

The Nut Slapper

During January, there is a 30% chance of getting your nuts slapped in your sleep. The only way to possibly stop this is to cover your nuts with peanuts in your sleep to possibly make the nut slapper satisfied with an offering.

Oh man I got my nuts slapped by The Nut Slapper again!

by TheNutSlapper December 18, 2022

Knee-Slapper

/nē/ /slapper/

Noun

1. A joke; typically a pun or otherwise regarded “Dad-Joke”, the humour of which prompts an audible slap-of-the-knee from one or more of the parties involved.

Ron: “So me and the wife were down in Mexico last month, and she twisted her ankle at Salsa Night”.

Gord: “Oh no, what did you do?”

Ron: “I called ‘Nine-Juan-Juan’”.

*Audible laughter and slapping-of-the-knee*

Gord: “Jesus Murphy, Ron, you really had me going there for a second. Now that’s a Knee-Slapper”.

by be4nz1111 August 20, 2023