Swan

A Giant Fucking Idiot

Guy 1: Hey You see that Girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy 1: She’s a Fucking Swan

by Kimar_ December 29, 2020

bella swan

Basic white girl that's the worst character in the entire history of literature

Becky: Twilight is the best book ever.
Teen: I read Twilight and you're a Bella Swan.

by suck_my_d33 January 12, 2025

Christopher Swan

When some asks you something and you reply with, “the real question is, why are you so (the opposite of what they asked.)”

Dumb person: “why are you so tall?”
Chris: “The real question is why are you so short?”
Jacobi: “yo he just pulled a Christopher Swan!”

by Detergent man January 5, 2022

Broken swan

Special agents who are emotionally unavailable or otherwise broken from years of military service, divorce and/or estranged children

Mr. White’s eyes are entralling; However, behind that enthralling sight, there is a broken swan—it

will destroy my ingenuity.

by Casiopea April 19, 2019

Swan

A big beautiful bird. But also, a word to describe a beautiful smart woman. But dont make her mad, she will cut you.

Oh she's a swan, don't mess with her unless you want to die.

by Tröuble May 21, 2019

Pink Swan

A "Pink Swan" is a term used in the ROBLOX game "Feather Family"

It means someone who is around 2-6 and is some stupid colourful bird with a username like "uhqcnwcuw" or "xXKittyCatGamingYtXx"

Fucking Pink Swans are everywhere in a public server!

by sigmaboyskibidifart February 21, 2025

Swan

An animal dumbass...What did you seriously expect?
(also swan likes cock)
(scaramouches cock)

commonly seen naked in the park (best to make sure your kids avoid swan)

by sex with cups 3000 November 28, 2021