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Kid Mouth

(the opposite of 'work mouth'). Language accidentally used on a construction site by workers with children at home.
Construction worker, accidentally dropping hammer: "whoopsie daisy".

Other workers: "ha ha - you have a kid at home don't you?"

construction worker: oh fuck - was still using my kid mouth.
by AngelinFlames March 8, 2011
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Jabba-mouth

A person who runs their mouth like they know what they're talking about and they're in the right when in reality they are dead wrong and misinformed.

Characteristics of a jabba-mouth

1. Extremely stubborn
2. Won't admit being wrong even when they are
3. They get angry when people disagree with them
4. No tolerance or respect for other opinions/beliefs that clash w/ their own
John: The sky is blue

Jabba-mouth: No it's not it's brown

John: It's a known fact and anyone can clearly see.........

Jabba-mouth: F**K YOU DOUCHEBAG IT'S BROWN!!!!
by Capri211 July 28, 2011
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Patch Mouth

-blistering and soreness of upper mouth and tounge.
-the condition one must endure after consuming too many sour patch kids.
yeah man, my patch mouth is flaring up bad
by elyk rehctub July 11, 2011
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Mouth Massacre

When someone unexpectedly engulfs their mouth over another while cleansing the other persons gums, teeth, and tongue with the other persons tongue. AKA the worst kiss someone will experience in their lifetime. May cause a break up, confusion, dislike to kissing, or someone to like the opposite sex.
Dude 1- "I was totally mouth massacred last night"
Dude 2- "Wait what?!"
Dude 1- "Yeah, her tongue was cleaning my teeth, and I couldn't even breathe because her mouth was completely over mine. It killed my mouth and liking for kissing".
by John Atams July 6, 2010
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mouth to penis

Giving oral sex via salivating on a males genitals
Girl: hey babe you up for some mouth to penis tonight
by Sas princess August 9, 2015
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clammy mouth

1. A term for having spunk in ypur mouth. Often used to describe people post sex
2. A way of describing someone sucking up to someone else, suggesting that their friendship is so close that have clammy mouths
1. I gave that girl a real good clammy mouth last night

2. A. Look at those over there!
B. They are verbally bumming each other
A. Yeah, they are a right pair of clammy mouths
by ibudgie July 27, 2009
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British mouth

Teeth that are horribly crooked and sometimes in the wrong spot
Guy 1: how did your blind date go last night!

Guy 2: dude that girl had British mouth like I've never seen
by Mr.SmoothySmooth May 28, 2019
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