Jungle Funk

The severe appalling odor that is generated from a vaginal area covered in a large amount of pubic hair.

Damn that bitch got jungle funk. I could not go down on that.

by ConcernedxCitizen October 11, 2011

Welcomed To The Jungle

Being completely unprepared for a situation and making it very apparent you are neither prepared nor capable of functioning in a particular capacity

Professor: Jim can you please tell me the answer to problem 3?
Jack: ummm.... errr.... well you see.... this one confused me...
Jake (Jack's friend): Welcome to the Jungle Jack
Jack: Damn it. Yeah I got welcomed to the jungle.

by welcomedtothejungle April 15, 2011

Jungle Donkey

A racial term for south americans.

stop being a jungle donkey

by conku November 1, 2014

Jungle Bops

A term given to breasts which appear to have mind of their own and a lack of control.

Example One-
Andy: Her knockers were flying all over the place like ping pong balls, she had a right pair of jungle bops!

Example Two-
Jenny: Nelly you're jungle bops are looking big today! They're practically spilling out of that top!

by junglebopper November 14, 2011

awkward jungle

When one has too much hair in their nether regions, therefore cloaking their "assests" primairly used for the male figure.

One does the "Awkward Jungle" by interlocking thier fingers and swaying them to and frow, like trees in the breeze.

Person 1: So i finally got to get serious with the guy I've been wanting to hok up with.....

Person 2: Well....

(the awkward jungle is presented and everything is understood)

by Tara T NoCo January 12, 2008

jungle nigger

1. A black person who is wild.
2. A black person who enjoys the outdoors.

"Man, that black is wild, he must be a jungle nigger!!!"

by Insane guitarist April 5, 2005

jungle biscuit

a clump of pubic hair

jungle biscuit on a razor, jungle biscuit in the shower, jungle biscuit on the toilet seat

by johnny rottened December 14, 2009