A serious condition of the eyeball where fluid is backed up in the tear duct causing swelling, irritation, redness and serious infection. The known cause is from touching dirty bowling balls or other random objects that have been fingered and prodded by guys who have recently used a public rest room and have not washed their hands and then touching your eye with your contaminated finger.
Janice got Dick-Eye while bowling at a team building business excursion at the Richmond Virginia center.
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Get the Pork Eye mug.Contrary to previous definitions, eye closer actuals does label females as an alcoholic. The current male CAGE criteria is as follows:
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?
A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?
G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?
E - do you have the need for an eye opener?
The eye closer is used for for females, it's when they have had too much to drink and a male/men bust in their face landing on or near the eye resulting in an eye closer. The eye closer is only valid if the female wakes up in the morning with a closed eye and can't remember why. The female CAGE criteria is as follows:
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?
A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?
G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?
E - did you wake up with a closed eye and can't remember how but you drank heavily the night before?
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?
A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?
G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?
E - do you have the need for an eye opener?
The eye closer is used for for females, it's when they have had too much to drink and a male/men bust in their face landing on or near the eye resulting in an eye closer. The eye closer is only valid if the female wakes up in the morning with a closed eye and can't remember why. The female CAGE criteria is as follows:
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?
A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?
G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?
E - did you wake up with a closed eye and can't remember how but you drank heavily the night before?
Becca got an eye closer last night I think... Yeah, I saw her this morning, her eye was cemented shut.
Tonight let's eye close someone.
Tonight let's eye close someone.
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Get the eye pussies mug.Term coined by creative boutique Doppel & Ganger in 2008 as a way to refer to very high quality, visually stimulating imagery (be it photography, illustration, cinematography, sculpture etc.) Production value as well as content are two important factors in determining if something qualifies as 'Eye Caviar' in today's visually competitive world.
Even though the term may be used interchangeably with "Eye Candy", the term Eye Caviar only refers to imagery of the highest artistic, creative and content standards; and not to something that is only "pretty to look at".
Even though the term may be used interchangeably with "Eye Candy", the term Eye Caviar only refers to imagery of the highest artistic, creative and content standards; and not to something that is only "pretty to look at".
"Ok, Phil, are you ready for some real Eye Caviar now that you saw all these amateurs and their half-assed work?"
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