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Christmas dump

A Christmas dump is such a universally experienced phenomenon when one enormously relieves themselves after the holiday season, having eaten all the good food.
This term can be used for other holidays as well, ie. Thanksgiving dump or just simply Holiday dump.
Oh, man I just had my Christmas dump, it was crazy!
I’m glad we are finally home, I have to do a Thanksgiving dump.
by StevensSon January 26, 2023
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Christmas Rory

The Day before Christmas Eve

Christmas Rory falls on December 23rd
On Christmas Rory each year we usually gather as a family and bake cookies
by Bearbasket December 23, 2022
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Christmas Star

The act of receiving head while both members are in a standing position. It often requires the use of a ladder, step stool, or trash can. To complete the act of a Christmas Star the recipient must cum on the top of the blower's head.
"So how was your Christmas Bob?"

"It was pretty damn good. My wife let me give her a Christmas Star while I was hanging lights."
by NedULater November 13, 2013
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Christmas Titties

When a man develops Titties during the Christmas Holidays.
Everyone could tell Adam partied hard over the Christmas holidays by the size of his Christmas Titties
by Kent Bigcannon May 15, 2018
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Christmas Rushed

That was blantantly christmas rushed.
by E hates Q December 16, 2020
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christmas slut

Women that wear little to no clothes to get into the "Christmas spirit".
School dress codes require full body coverage, but dance/cheer teams can dress as Christmas sluts.
by Crazycrazy132 February 5, 2017
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Christmas Calculator

The act of counting the monetary value of Christmas gifts when compared to a brother/sister/spouse, just to make sure you get equal or greater value. Apparently if the calculator doesnt add up, you can complain, whine, bitch and moan until fair value is returned in future gifts.
WOW, Nana's Christmas Calculator was working overtime last night! We better go get her another Gift Card cause she got shorted and ripped off by $11.28.
by sarjas December 28, 2011
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