undercover cop

To steal.
The term "cop" means to obtain, and undercover implies secrecy.
To undercover cop something means to take it without anyone knowing: to steal.

I might have to undercover cop that when Akbar isn't looking..

by Greg B. September 12, 2005

Cop A Squat

"Cop-a-Squat" originally meant taking either a piss or a shit in a non-regular or non-familiar/public setting. "Pop-a-squat" has evolved from that general intent, now meaning taking/finding a semi-permanent seat in a public setting that even if not designed to accomodate asses (like a toilet in a public restroom), still for a short period of time provides butt rest. Although introduced in the US in the late '90's, and heavily promoted in New York City, "private, 'public' time-controlled spaces", like the self-cleaning, time-controlled public 'porto-potties' just didn't mesh with true western socio-public values.

So, cop-a-squat used to mean finding a public place to "eliminate", even if it wasn't technically a restroom, and includes friends bathrooms. The definition "pop a squat" s/b subcategorized with "cop a squat" because both actions involve claiming a temporary place for ones' Ass. I submit the merging of the definitions/terms, and the definition be:
Cop a squat-
any temporary placement of the gluteal physio-segment, whether clothed or not, that provides physio-relief, whether through the process of elimination or the temporary relief of musculo-skeletal distress (needing to sit your broken-ass body down for 20 minutes).

Thanks.

I need to cop a squat.
I need to cop/pop a squat.

by splazmataz February 24, 2011

Fuck Cop

A term used when you see a cop and you are doing something illegal. See also Shit Cop.

"Fuck Cop!" "Hide the stash!"

by Tracy Lou January 19, 2005

cop-a-lick

to jump someone and jack thier shit! in other words one or more people ambush and mug a single person.

I copped-a-lick and got me a knew ipod.
i'm about to make me some money. gonna find a mark and cop-a-lick.

by chilliewillie December 31, 2007

flop cop

In poker, a person who never folds pre-flop. Must see every hand. Won't let anyone steal blinds. Calling station.

"What are you, George -- the flop cop?"
"I had an ace; I had to see it."

by Coell May 17, 2005

rent a cop

A state certified and trained person who is essentially a private police officer. Used when 24hr police coverage can not be provided. Depending on the state, a "Rent-a-Cop" has arrest powers and carries a weapon. They can easily put you in as much trouble as a "real" cop. Most are Ex-Police/Milatary. Depending on the contract, the pay is actually better than local law enforcement.

::While setting in a cell: "Yo, G, I cant belive I gots arrested by a rent a cop"

by Slinger646 January 02, 2006

Rent-A-COP

1.) The ULTIMATE security guard;

2.) An agent of uniformed or assumed authority who is contracted out by others who shit on them as a means of cost-efficient, cheap-ass, under-qualified, ego-driven, completely useless substitute for actual law enforcement with the mundane task of performing substandard security services (w/ a smile) in a place of total unimportance without any hope of actual recognition for the half-assed job they are expected to fufill;

3.) Any security guard (contract or in-house) that has been retitled "Public Safety" for the sake of some ego-inflated management in order to complete some sense of delusional importance

Lemme see your badge, Rent-a-COP. Do you even have a gun, Rent-a-COP?

by Deputy Donkey May 17, 2011