thombis

Its the name of a man named Thomas and the shape: rhombis. Its completely non-consensual sex, and often results in the rhombis becoming a square.

Guy 1: Thombis is a dweeb.
Guy 2: Yeah but his square’s hips as noce angles...
Guy 1: Oh shit you right.

by PleaseLeave July 3, 2018

Tombstone

its a perk featured in Black ops 2's tranZit when you down you can choose to not be eaten by zombies and when you respawn you can pick up a tombstone and all your items will be returned ( no equipment like monkey bombs or semtex if bought)

player 1: ''hey you got tombstone! its kinda for noobs isnt it?''
player 2: ''yeah but atleast its good for glitching and keeping your perks"
player 1: ''yeah your right.''

by UrbanSkater February 27, 2018

Tombitch

A man, usually named Thomas, or Tom who is generally an all round bitch

That wanker, he’s an absolute *Tombitch*

by Archthewritter August 1, 2018

Tombwolf

Dislikes ObamaLeaf strongly. Can usually be found getting rejected by girls he likes, cleaning guns, and wallowing in self pity. Also referred to as Bowsette's Best Friend in Politics discord.

Tombwolf has no life.

by Tombwolf October 16, 2018

Tomberculosis

An acute condition affecting overzealous Tom Brady fans. Symptoms may include: Insisting on injecting obscure facts about Tom Brady or The New England Patriots into unrelated conversations, living day to day with delusional episodes centered around fantasies involving Tom Brady (such as being alone with Tom on a remote desert island, or sniffing his socks), and aggressively defending Tom Brady's legacy even when their audience is uninterested.

No known cure for the condition and it is recommended that the afflicted be quarantined in Southeastern Massachusetts to live out their lives and not bother the rest of us. Current medical studies have produced limited evidence suggesting that if The Patriots lose enough consecutive Superbowls the disease returns to a dormant state indefinitely.

Hey man, I took that girl I met online out on a date last night. I tried talking to her but all she did was go on about Tom Brady and how "awesome" he is the entire night. I think she has Tomberculosis. I hope I didn't catch it too.

by Sir-HC February 9, 2019

Tomb Raider

A girl who’s always at a dude’s house but leaves in the end.

Aye, Yo Marco, Beth is a Tomb Raider.

by Yabae08 September 6, 2019

Tombruh

/ˈtäm brä/

noun

A young lady who enjoys beer pong, living in a messy apartment, drinking out of red plastic cups, burping in public, knowing everything about football, enjoys partying (especially college parties), expressing how much she loves partying, wearing the same clothes twice, calling other young males "bruh", and other activities normally associated with bruhs. The one interesting trait of tombruh's is how physically alluring they are. A young lady labelled a "tombruh" could easily be a supermodel when she dresses for the occasion.

Bruh1: Bruh, Maddy is fucking hot!
Bruh2: I know bruh! I would date her if she wasn't such a tombruh. She always beats me at beer pong and flip cup. Plus she's kicking my ass at fantasy football bruh! F*ck that bruh!
Bruh1: She's basically one of us bruh! But hot!
Bruh2: Bruh!

by McHesp November 20, 2019