Talking out the side of your neck

talking shit

She can catch the fade, with that $2 wig.
Why are you talking out the side of your neck? She ain't done nothing.

by Lady Anomaly September 5, 2016

taking a fred

To defecate after holding it in for several hours.

Taking a fred is so relieving.

by Bob Endom September 7, 2006

tardinal

A team member of the "Tardinals" sports team. Usually a tard who plays for a team called the "Cardinals" but is to retarded to pronounce it correctly.

Man: " And what team are you on son?"

Tard: " I'm a Tardinal"

Man: "Well, De de dee then.."

by Devery December 31, 2006

taking care

When sick of being at work, this is the act of thwarting all responsibility, and simply leaving.

Worker 1: Dude this fuckin sucks. Are you taking care soon?
Worker 2: No you asshole, we have a manufacturing readiness review meeting at 3!
Worker 1: Take care, young fella.
Worker 2: I hate you.

by care taker October 12, 2009

Talkin Chickens

To lie in an extreme manner; to lie obtrusively.

I got sucked by 3 bitches at once last night.
You talkin chickens breh.

by joogness February 8, 2013

taking 99's

When someone takes forever to do something.... They take 99's

Holy bro hurry up, your literally taking 99's

by J valho March 6, 2017

Multi-tasking

Juggling far too many tasks at the same time, half of which are light years away from your job description, because your boss is too much of a tight-arse to recruit properly, despite picking up a certain percentage of his salary precisely for recruiting and managing his own personnel.

The boss had me multi-tasking on PR, corporate relations, synergy management and copy-pasting all at once!

by Synergies February 18, 2011