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Supermarket Slam

When you go on the item check out conveyor belt completely naked with your legs spread with a bar code on your dick and while going down the conveyor belt your dick lands in a girls pussy and since the scanner is right where your penis is at the end of the conveyor belt it scans the bar code and beeps. The price comes out to 69¢.
"Hey baby, do you wanna try the supermarket slam?"
by FoxIncorporated June 11, 2018
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SUPERMAN

is a strong man with an even stronger dick
Me: oh im such a SUPERMAN

Victim: NOOOOO

Me: IM SUPER BIG DICK
by THE DINO MAN September 19, 2018
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Saint Cloud Superman

A man who in 2001 started wearing a superman costume and stood at an intersection in Saint Cloud, MN, to 'protect' Saint Cloud. Along with the Superman costume, he held a large American flag. He could be seen doing this for 20 years.

In 2015 he was seen waving a confederate flag on St. Cloud State University's campus while using hate speech which led the campus to pursue legal action against him.

To this day, you can see him driving around Saint-Cloud in a pickup truck decked out with Trump stickers and flags. He is known to start arguments with locals, and people are advised not to acknowledge him as he can be aggressive.
"I think I just saw Saint Cloud Superman in his truck"
"Oh my god, lets get out of here, Saint Cloud Superman is creepy"
by TheAudacityYouHave February 28, 2022
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Superman

A variation on the shocker for a girl who has seen too much. You stand back take aim, extend your hands, fly and hope you don't miss.
That chick is a whore, she wanted me to superman her.
by joyful October 3, 2007
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Superman

Stopping at a gas station bathroom to change for another event you have to go to.
After school, I'm going to work. But I gotta stop at the gas station to superman into my work clothes.
by Mike09 February 26, 2010
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superman

a character in DC comics who people think is cool, but in all reality it a total fag.
superman is the gayest thing since gay came to Gay Town
by atarah September 23, 2005
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Superman's Pal

A term that describes yourself as the victim of a "friend" who thinks nothing of playing horrific practical jokes on you, telling lies that border on insanity & oft-times, treating the opposite sex like absolute garbage.

This comes from any number of Superman comics of the 60's, where The Man of Steel was a complete dick - teaching his friends "lessons", usually at great & mentally-scarring expense and treating Lois Lane like a bug under glass for the express purpose of emotional torture.
Jimmy: Did you see what Clark did to me? He had a fake lottery ticket printed up & I thought I had won five million dollars! But it was just another of his sick jokes! I really could've used that money, too, with my mom dying and all...

Perry: Superman's Pal. (chuckle)
by wesley2006 January 23, 2008
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