smuggling tic-tacs

To have hard nipples that are seen through your shirt.

"Dude, I'm smuggling tic-tacs. It's cold"

by Lucy October 20, 2004

Smuggy

Someone who is smug and egotistical beyond comprehension.

Eugene was so smuggy when he showed up to the office smiling because he had a new and better haircut than everyone else.

by Lips and butt September 25, 2018

Wok Smuggler

A person with a pot belly, which resembles them smuggling an overturned wok under their t-shirt.

"Has he put on weight or is he just smuggling a Wok under his shirt"
"Oi Wok Smuggler... you need to loose some weight"... "leave my Wok alone!!!"

by Kerbie_2009 February 5, 2009

Detroit Smuggler

When someone defecates on you (see: Cleveland Steamer) while driving an American-made car across the border to Canada.

I got stopped at the border attempting a Detroit Smuggler with my life-partner

by D4NGER May 22, 2011

smug twat

Short fat man with receeding hairline. Studies law and whistles inanely. Can also be tall oafish Oxford born posh racist boy who doesn't think you should play rugby in the street and always has to have the last word. Rejects spiritualism, religion and others' opinions in general in favour of eating other people's food and listening to "soft" rock.

You know who you are!!! You MAXimal smug twat RICH

by Gwyn Whitey June 12, 2007

ho jo mo yo smuggler

A Mormon girl with severe camal toe who hangs out in front of the Howard Johnsons across from the "TEMPLE'.

The missionaries had their hands full with all those ho jo mo yo smugglers, so its goodbye Mr. BLUEBALLS tonight for the boys. Good for them.

by craig john November 10, 2006

Shmuggie

A racist term used to identify one of african decent.

Yo that shmuggie stole my shit!

by ToneDizz March 26, 2009