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World Strap-on Day 

Annually observed on March 7, dedicated to the noble cause of making sure every household has a strap-on dildo to ensure that no man or women is deprived of the joys of pegging. It's also a reminder to get strapped and ass-ready to celebrate International Women's Day on March 8.
Husband: "Honey, have you checked if we have enough lube for tomorrow?"
Wife: "Oh, don't worry dear, I've bought enough lube for an year, along with that new trendy strap-on everyone's talking about! Hail World Strap-on Day"
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metal strap 

The device Kuvira uses to pleasure Korra.
“Oh that metal strap was so good last night Kuvi!”
metal strap by Fatcat3250 August 13, 2024

Dirt strap 

A strap or belt that leaves behind a dirty mark wherever it is worn.
Don't put on those sandals. They have a dirt strap.
Dirt strap by Stacerson September 27, 2025

Soft Sax Strap

A strap used to take 50% weight off your sax (saxophone) gives your sax maximum comfort. comes with funny package
my soft sax strap is itchy
Soft Sax Strap by Bill Winterbury December 12, 2009

Douche bag strap 

A douche bag strap is when a tool/guy that has a chin strap of hair.
A douche bag strap is a "U" shaped beard.. on a douche bag.
Douche bag strap by EmuleehK July 30, 2011

oh shit strap

The handle in a car in witch you hang onto when someone is going extremely fast or doing something dangerous

Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.
Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.
oh shit strap by mie July 26, 2014

Chattanooga Chin Strap 

When one ejaculates sperm onto another ones chin.
Betty would prefer a Chattanooga Chin Strap than a Pearl Necklace any day of the week.