Starfish on a Turkey

Unique or unexpected.
Can be used in a complimentary, insulting, or generic way.
Generally it is used to convey a level of awesomeness.

A starfish on a turkey is not a common sight and so this phrase should not be used lightly. It is used in moments of extreme surprise and overwhelming awesomeness.

"I don't mean to be rude, but you look like a starfish on a turkey." (Interpreted as a complement, your looks are surprisingly beautiful.)

"I was not expecting that book to be so good, it was like a starfish on a turkey" (Only proper if you expected the book to be horrible and ended up being amazing beyond words.)

"Boo!"
"STARFISH ON A TURKEY! You really startled me!"

by glamacitingessenya March 28, 2013

Starfish Cookie Cutter

An alternative name for butthole

"I took a nasty dump, it hurt my Starfish Cookie Cutter "

"I was wiping and my finger slipped into my Starfish Cookie Cutter by mistake. Now I've got a case of Danger Finger"

by DangerFinger March 3, 2015

Starfish

When a girl, or guy, is too lazy to participate in sex, so they just lay there, spread out.

Yeah, we fucked last night, but she was a starfish.

by Martini Muff July 16, 2016

Starfished

Tying someone's hands and feet to each corner of a trailer while they are face down naked with a dildo between there butt cheeks and driving .

Torture method used by crazy woman in New Zealand.

Hey Hannah I think Wayne should be starfished ...

If he doesn't do what you want he should should be starfished.

by The book of S&B December 21, 2016

Starfish

Any of a class Astroidea of echinoderms that have arms that make it resemble a star.

Is that a starfish?

by JulianDB January 6, 2017

Starfish

When your sexual partner just lays there, arms and legs spread, while you do all the work.

DUDE! I heard you hooked up with Suzie after the party! How was it?

Terrible! She just starfished all night!

by Hilloween October 26, 2018

starfire.jennifer

A hot chick

Yo starfire.Jennifer is hot am I right

by mrmxy June 29, 2021