squirt poop

An explosion of liquid ass out of your butthole. Normally goes hand in hand with cramps and a firey sensation in your butt.

Yo, I went to Taco Bell the other day. It didn't sit well with me, I had squirt poop all night!

by kd2950 June 24, 2019

Squirt

The action of the shit that comes out of a girl's pussy after you fuck her hard

DAMN! You squirted all over my Golf wang shirt!

by adfasdasddgdshsd November 22, 2021

Squirt femdom

Best performed by a taller woman on a shorter and feminine man. They are both hot. When a sexy super dominant goddess wearing a strap on harness with a super realistic dildo in it (a squirt dildo that can heat up and throb) ties up her partner. When he is bound and helpless, she puts makeup and lipstick on him. Then she lathers her realistic strap on cock and his thicc cheeks with lots of lube. After this, she slides her cock into his tight boypussy and listens to his vulnerable moans as they have passionate anal sex. After she is done fucking him, she denies him an anal seepage tampon, and the squirt/ejaculate leaks out of his freshly fucked boypussy.

That squirt femdom felt so good.

by femdomguy7777 December 4, 2022

The Squinty Dutchman

The Squnity Dutchman is when you're fooling around with someone and you're about to do it, then somebody walks in the room and interrupts you when you have your shirt halfway off. Then they pretend to look away but really they're still looking at you, thus the squinting. This usually only happens when you're about to bone someone of dutch descent.

Girl #1: How did your date go yesterday?
Girl #2: Oh things were fine, until he told me his dad would be coming home any minute, and then right then, he gave me the squinty dutchman.

Girl #1: Oh lord. How very dutch of him.

by HulkTits March 29, 2010

anal squirt

When two people are having sex and clear liquid from your pussy squirts out

Girl: I love it when you make me have an anal squirt

by Jdjdhdjsjja September 2, 2019

Dirty squirtal

Having sex with a female, and you put in her butt then she shits on your dick, re-insert into her vagina and she squirts, hits forth the dirty squirtal

Last night I banged this blondie and I gave her a dirty squirtal

by Big tega mojo April 8, 2021

All flirt no squirt

A person who flirts excessively yet doesn't put out.

Don't bother trying to hook up with Matt, he's all flirt no squirt.

by Seattle Kiwi April 28, 2011