Squid's dick

A truly loathsome individual, despised by pretty much everybody.

"Did you hear Joe pawned the ring his wife's grandmother left him for money to take to the horse track?"
"I'm not surprised. He's a squid's dick!"

by Mr Fruity May 24, 2016

squid billie

Apache helicopter pilots and mechanics that reside in the south.

1. Stupid squid billies stole our tow bar again.

2. SGT Slaughter -"What did that guy say?"

CPT America-" Don't know, I can never understand them squid billies."

by Lester Skymaster January 6, 2012

Squid Game

Putting small live squid up your arse and watching the Netflix hit Squid Game whilst beating off over Oh Il-nam. The objective is to climax before your opponent(s) The first to climax gets to shit out the squid and watch a selected opponent eat it.

Hey Mike Hey Sue, wanna come over and have a race at squid game??

by Rim Smasher October 7, 2021

damp squid

A DISAPPOINTING; OR ANTICLIMACTIC SPORTING EVENT. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE MOSIT CEPHALOPD.

THE ENGLAND GAME WAS A BIT OF A DAMP SQUID

by Online Dictionary December 3, 2010

land squid

The most adorable of sea creatures that has evolved to live on land in order to attend law school. The land squid will be your best friend, but does NOT apprecitate haters. The land squid spends most of its time doing homework and studying in her little squid cave. The little land squid becomes most pleased when it has a piece of candy, a rare steak, or noonies.

Land squids are gentle loving creatures : )

by Squid Pro Quo March 25, 2010

Squid Kid

The kid on the front of the grade 7 Texas Science book as he has no bones and is a kid so must be a squid kid.

That kid has no bones so he must be a squid kid.

by Looptit917 February 7, 2019

squid fight

When ladies bump vaginas. Because it looks like squids fighting with their beaks.

Is Leslie coming to the party tonight?
Nah, she's at home squid fighting with her girlfriend.

by mystr kat luvr 69 August 15, 2010