Blonde-squad

A group of dumb blonde stereotypes who are the school's alfa pack. They enjoy tasteless gossip, following trends, and overpriced clothing. They are the first girls to be openly liked by popular guys, but not the first to get boyfriends, because the people who actually get boyfriends aren't superficial jerks, and have emotions other than snake. They have 6-year-old mentalities and insults, such as the well known "I'm not gonna invite you to my birthday party!" and the infamous "I'm telling!" (even if they are at fault). The Blonde-squad frowns upon outsiders, nerds, rebels, and non-trend-followers like me. They are sassy, but mean sassy, not fun sassy. When given an irrefutable retort, they will respond with an embarrassed "whatever." and then stalk away with their troupe in tow. this makes them think they won, when in reality the retort-giver is the obvious winner. To this day, no one knows why they are so popular, because the whole school hates them.

Synonyms:
THE squad, Squad A, the Plastics, Populars, you get the drill...

blonde-squad girl: (in class) how do you spell wood?
me: (stares in disbelief ) I'm sorry, what?!
blonde-squad girl: Oh my gosh, are that stupid? I asked how you spell wood!
me: (gives up all hope on America) W-O-O-D.
blonde-squad girl: I knew you weren't dumb!
me: (under my breath) can't say i feel the same way about you...
blonde-squad girl: huh?

me: nothing...

by HawkinsAV_22 April 24, 2018

step squad

A squad that contains 4 girls. 2 brunettes, 1 blonde, and 1 Asian. They practice making beats with their hands and feet.

Hey, look at the step squad making cool beats.

by Cheyenne B August 01, 2017

Dyl squad

An elite force of people who worship dylan shaw

I’m part of Dyl squad are you? #dylsquad

by grandsquaead January 17, 2022

Spicy squad

A group of dumbfucks who have no fucking clue what they’re doing EVER. Best friends who love each other and who are there for each other!

The spicy squad is a very intellectual group of geniuses

by Jdke January 08, 2020

Fist Squad

A group of people who get together on semi-regular basis, usually while in foreign countries and systematically fist each other to pass the time.

McKenzie: How did you like our Fist Squad?
Anthony: It was great! Although it's hard to walk today.

by Misterfister August 15, 2017

cheek squad

a group of men squatting naked in a circle formation

oh boy! i cant wait to go to cheek squad later!

by Cheek_Squad_Gang March 29, 2019

Slut Squad

a group of teenage girls who are friends with youtubers. They don't like to admit they are thought. They do not allow anymore members into their chat.

"wow becky. You're friends with Justin Bieber?! You're like the Slut Squad!"

by TwitterBasher January 09, 2017