Shosty

A true classical musician's shorthand for Shostakovich. See also: Tchaik

Musician: Hey friend, are you coming to my string quartet concert today?
Friend: Depends, what are you playing?
Musician: Shosty Quartet 8.
Friend: What's Shosty Quartet 8?
Musician: Shostakovich Quartet no. 8 in C Minor, op. 110. It's 21 minutes long but it's a true banger.
Friend: Say less, I'll be there!!!

by Pialinist October 8, 2023

snosticated

Suffering major cold symptoms, partcularly mucus in nose and throast (so full of snot)

Johnny was feeling well snosticated and had taken to bed until his symptoms remitted.

by Dr Johnny January 7, 2024

spoit

To cum, or to edge

I was caught spoiting to spoits stream

by spoits_oiled_up January 21, 2024

spastic elastic

A disabled gymnast

Given that sadie can’t walk and therefore can’t do gymnastics anymore she is a spastic elastic

by The sexual serpent January 25, 2024

spastic elastic

A disabled gymnast

Sadie can’t walk and therefore can’t do gymnastics anymore she is a spastic elastic

by The sexual serpent January 25, 2024

Spastic shit cunt

A definition of a useless human being

He's a fucking spastic shit cunt

by Alan Batros November 17, 2023

Spastic

Audrie Shaw

Audrie Shaw Is A Spastic

by Peksnwkqqs November 26, 2023