splurk

To vomit in mid sentence, particularly while degrading another. Mid 60's term

He was bitching about the food to the cook when he began to splurk in the burnt weinie and scorched egg salad.

by Scott Searl May 6, 2004

Slunk

A large carnivorous land mammal often described as a radioactive trash gorilla. Most commonly known for eating anything that most normal humans couldn't and being prone to fits of sloth like rage. Its main diet consists of Luke warm spam and fleeing cockroaches.

"Yo you know that Slunk that lives under the bridge?"
"Oh yeah, you mean Tony. I know that dude. I saw him eat a live cat once!"
"Word?"

by WopBottom October 27, 2016

Spunk bubble

A large globule of semen,
a lump of man paste,

i could go on...

You jumped up fuckin spunk bubble i'm gonna rip ur fuckin eyes out u dumb cunts mouth. (polite)

by tOmmy May 7, 2004

Splank

(n) A messy ejaculation that did not go as intended and most often ended up in the wrong place.

(v) To ejaculate in a way that is not pleasant or sexy. To miss one's intended target.

(n) While I was jacking the beanstalk (masterbating), I got splank all through my hair.

(v) Oh my god, last night, George splanked in between my toes.

by Renobinamen November 15, 2010

spunk'd

The new concept reality show spoofed from Ashton Kutcher's hit show "Punk'd". Instead of ordinary pranks it consists of random semen-throwing on innocent bystanders.

Ashton Coochie: "You just got SPUNK'D!"

by G-C-C February 3, 2009

Sphunkter

A horridly putrid and funky smelling ass hole. Usually assosciated with forgetting to wipe.
Derived from the funk that comes from a sphincter. Not to be confused with the fun that can be associated with sphincters.

"Damn baby, that is some foul-ass sphunkter stank you got going on!"

by Solorzano Brothers March 8, 2005

spunk your pants

when excess viewing of the girl across the room's miniscule derriere causes your purple headed trouser trout to twitch involunterily,thus depositing a quantity of ball curd into your knickers.

mmmmmmm...AAA..AAAAAAAAGHH, fuck.

peter,did that girl just cause you to spunk your pants?

"slap"... YOU CHEAP BASTARD!!!!!!......

by nimajneb tsrohnedab May 23, 2006