A rare species of spider classified as Flatus-Arachnid, more commonly known as The Barking Spider. Dating back to Prehistoric times it is the only species of its kind to warn its prey by expelling air from its body, and releasing a nauseous odor. Extremely small it likes to hide in tight spaces like the pockets on jeans, and interacts, and is associated with most living beings.
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A man or woman who enjoys the companionship of someone who is much, much younger than they are and not in a "father/mother and son/daughter" kind of way. Any person seeking a date with a much younger person.
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2.Internet insult used against people who know too much about a subject nobody cares about. Used frequently by a person in a loosing arguement as a last ditch attempt to insult the victor.
2.Internet insult used against people who know too much about a subject nobody cares about. Used frequently by a person in a loosing arguement as a last ditch attempt to insult the victor.
"you could always make a citizen's arrest or something"
"Actually police do not recommend people make citizen's arrest due to the fact it is dangerous and makes you subject to all kinds of liabilities..."
"....fuck you, spider expert."
"Actually police do not recommend people make citizen's arrest due to the fact it is dangerous and makes you subject to all kinds of liabilities..."
"....fuck you, spider expert."
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A spider queen gets people stuck in her web, and is usually eating at least one of her victims alive.
A spider queen gets people stuck in her web, and is usually eating at least one of her victims alive.
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Get the Dirt Spider mug.The cute but vicious spider that's featured in many of the later Lol-Comics. It always wears a sombrero and loves Mexican food and if you bring it Chinese food, it will be upset. Often times, even when it's being flushed down a drain, it will yelp out "Fiesta!".
Dude, did you see that spider?! That was crazy...it was wearing a sombrero and it ate all my Mexican food! It looks like it doesn't want anything to do with your Chinese food. I think I heard it say "Fiesta!" too when it was going after my Mexican food! I'm going to call it the "Fiesta Spider"!
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