sparkling milk

Carbonated beverage only the highest members of society can appreciate. Legend has it that the sigma male fed carbonated milk to giga chad through his moobs to help gigachad grow.

average person: 'omg uuuggghhhh is that sparkling milk, yuck i can't believe you're drinking that'

giga chad: 'LESGOOOOOO I LOVE SPARKLING MILKKKK'

by Sparkling Milk June 02, 2022

Sparkle DILF

A multi-gender attracted male (bi, pan, etc.) who is flamboyant, yet also a DILF (Daddy I Love to Fuck). Often times, a "Sparkle DILF" is a girl-dad or a father who doesn't support strict gender roles.

"My pansexual father is a Sparkle DILF."

by Eris Silver May 25, 2024

magic glitter sparkles

something dropped in a sentence or as a response to mess around with your clueless friends.

that is so magic glitter sparkles

by kvaaaa January 18, 2025

Sparkling water

Tastes like TV static. Absolute shit.

I saw someone on the road starving so I gave him sparkling water and said - “Andrew Tate will be pleased”.

by Ligament May 25, 2023

Sparkling water

It's literally just water but for bouge people who think their too good for normal water

Person 1: What do you wanna drink?
Person 2: Sparkling water.
Person 1: Just drink fucking tap water.

by GeeLuver September 27, 2022