sizzack

n.
1. Slang for the word "sack" which is slang for the word "bed" meaning apiece of furniture for reclining and sleeping, typically consisting of a flat, rectangular frame and a mattress resting on springs.

My friend Richard will not go out to drink tonight. Instead, he will call me at 8PM to tell me that he's going to hit the sizzack.

by O. B. G. Y. N. February 3, 2006

spizzy

A nick name for synthetic marijuana or spice

"Let's go smoke some spizzy"

by nothin dont worry about it August 17, 2014

Texas Sizzler

When a female hooks up a jumper cable to a guys dick and to her mouth, then gives the guy a blowjob- Texas Sizzler.

I heard Nate's in the hospitle because last night his girlfriend gave him the old Texas Sizzler Technique..

by Rape them puppies April 26, 2010

sizzler

A Big Lie. A real whopper. Something of real audacity, deep hypocrisy or serious ambition. It sizzles and it's hot, like a giant sausage spitting fat at a barbecue.

Bush's claim that Saddam Hussein was good buddies with Osama Bin Laden has to be one of the big sizzlers of the twenty-first century.

Another sizzler might have been, "This is my last territorial demand in Europe".

After twenty years of filling his skull with paranoid bullshit, Jimmy's mother's claim that the poor boy was autistic was a real sizzler.

by Fearman February 22, 2008

sizzlean

If somebody has a really hot body, great style. Best used in describing yourself to your girlfriend!

"But Baby.. I'm sizzlean!"

by nolan May 29, 2004

sizzle dick

A cock that some middle aged,hairy chested fat holiday maker has been sunbathing for too long eventually gets sunbrunt thats literally steaming.

Person 1 'Wo that fat guys got a red dick.'
Person 2 'No thats a sizzle dick.'

by slothcrab February 11, 2008

step to tha sizzle

step to the side.got this thang from snoop at tha vma's.

step to tha sizzle yous in ma way!

by diamond princess aka mollz October 2, 2003