Chimp simple is when something is so straightforward that even a chimpanzee or a toddler with down syndrome could easily understand it.
Keep it chimp simple when tending to the bear necessities of life.
The directions are chimp simple, it is impossible to get lost.
The directions are chimp simple, it is impossible to get lost.
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A simple colonial style house.
Simply put: an ugly ass house
A simple colonial style house.
Simply put: an ugly ass house
Guy 1: your house is hideous.
Guy 2: it's a pig with lipstick!
Guy 3: its a colonial simpleton!
Homeowner: screw you guys my house is a peice of history!
Guy 2: it's a pig with lipstick!
Guy 3: its a colonial simpleton!
Homeowner: screw you guys my house is a peice of history!
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A form of STD contracted by the Green Weenie or other variations there of (see Green Weenie) that saps moral, motivation and any desire to move forward in life.
Often contracted after being thrown under a bus, screwed over, Blue falconed (see Blue Falcon) by higher ups, bosses, coworkers and other faculty that may be equal or above your pay grade for their own benefit or amusement.
Most commonly contracted by Military Personnel, Tradesman, Working class laborers, Low income Workers, "Expendable" contractors and personnel lowest on the totem pole within a corporation or business.
Shortened versions: Simplex G, GPSG, GON-G (pronounced GONG)
Often contracted after being thrown under a bus, screwed over, Blue falconed (see Blue Falcon) by higher ups, bosses, coworkers and other faculty that may be equal or above your pay grade for their own benefit or amusement.
Most commonly contracted by Military Personnel, Tradesman, Working class laborers, Low income Workers, "Expendable" contractors and personnel lowest on the totem pole within a corporation or business.
Shortened versions: Simplex G, GPSG, GON-G (pronounced GONG)
"This field op has given me Gonorsyphilitas Simplex G, I just don't give a fuck about about this place or anything anymore."
"I have to call into work tomorrow due to a Simplex G infection, it has left me rather ill."
"You're new here? Be careful about the GPSG virus going around, otherwise you might not last long here."
"Working those sixteen hour shifts the last three days after getting fucked over by Ole' Mr. Bumblefuck got me itching with a serious case of the GONG virus. I seriously give up on this place."
"I have to call into work tomorrow due to a Simplex G infection, it has left me rather ill."
"You're new here? Be careful about the GPSG virus going around, otherwise you might not last long here."
"Working those sixteen hour shifts the last three days after getting fucked over by Ole' Mr. Bumblefuck got me itching with a serious case of the GONG virus. I seriously give up on this place."
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This is typically used to describe procedural steps that are so explicit that it would be nearly impossible to misunderstand them or do something wrong.
This is typically used to describe procedural steps that are so explicit that it would be nearly impossible to misunderstand them or do something wrong.
Aw, these instructions don't tell me half of what I need to know in order to do them. I need something simian simple.
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