David Simon

the creator and primary show-runner of The Wire.

For my money, David Simon, David Chase and Vince Gilligan are the Michelangelo, Leonardo Davinci, Picasso of this generation.

by TheExpatreneur January 19, 2015

Simon says

the rituals wherein the parishoners sit, stand, and kneel at different times of a mass.

I'm so fucking tired of this Simon says bullshit.

by Julia's Gay Friend March 28, 2005

Simon Fierce

a.k.a The Houdini
The name says it all. At age 6 he climbed Mount Everest in 1 hour 27 minutes, and 8.9 seconds. He's traveled all around the world, and to the moon... in the same day. He benches two tons, to warm up. Lightweight? Certainly not. He can drink 7 times his body weight. It's called the Simon Fierce breakfast. The Chicago Cubs wanted to sell themselves to him, but graciously refused. It always gets crazy when you party with Simon Fierce. But don't worry, he always pulls out just in time.

"Can you handle fierce? Simon Fierce? I can... at Turnabout."
-Stephanie B.

by Mamma Fierce January 16, 2009

Simon

Simon is usually a man with a enormous cock. He literally bangs all girls in school.

Hey man you are a Simon

by bigassppindahouse November 4, 2018

Simone

Simone is the most beautiful girl in the world, she’s funny, sexy and got all the lads waiting for her haha, she’s extra moody sometimes when ya get on her nerves and she’s a bit crazy, she’s never early and hardly likes getting out of her bed when it’s time, she loves to go out but her friends are NEVER up for it cause they’re all broke, unlike Simone whose got all the money, simmy simmy is what we call her! Simone the babe

“ Simone is sexy “

by Michael somanadan July 14, 2019

Simon

An idiot with floofy hair (::::

Simon is Simon from Alvin and the chipmunks.

by Squiddy_Steph July 21, 2019

Simon

A man who is very charming and sweet. He is also very handsome, and can make the grumpiest people laugh.

Anonymous “is that a Simon I see”
Anonymous 2 “ yes he is very charming”

by Angomango27 September 6, 2019