Shitting bricks

When you shit so hard the bricks come out

Person A: bro that’s hilarious im shitting bricks rn.

Person B: bro wtf tmi

by narly walls January 18, 2022

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Shitting like it’s Black Friday

An idiom used to announce you’ve eaten too much. Since many Americans over eat on Thanksgiving Thursday, Black Friday is known for massive, continuous bowel movements.

“ I ate so much I’ll be shitting like it’s Black Friday tomorrow.

by Blackduck21 February 19, 2023

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shitting between two stones

It is used to describe an instance in which something, unexpectedly, goes very well for an individual. It is from the Scottish Highland tradition of finding two stones in the ideal location from which to defecate. In the 1297 at Stirling Bridge, William Wallace, prior to his battle with the English, found two ideally aligned stones to sit on for clearing his bowels. He attributed the victory to those two stones. It has been used in Scottish lore and colloquialisms, to described unexpected good fortune.

He won at the casino, but it was bigger than expected. It was like shitting between two stones.

by Wise Texan May 8, 2023

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Shitpinger

(UK). To score a very powerful goal in a football match, often from outside the penalty box. Sometimes referred to as a "screamer".

Tony Yeboah scored an absolute shitpinger against Wimbledon for Leeds United back in 1995

by azpimylastemail September 5, 2023

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shitting pygmies

Euphemistically; when a bowel movement is so large or unusual the resulting stool seems like it might stand up and walk away. Could be the result of something you ate.

Yo, I don't know what was in that food but I've been shitting pygmies all week.

by Von Zinzer September 18, 2023

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