Sheath

Any form of sexual protection that a male can get his hands on e.g. Condom, Cling Film, Crisp Packet

Girl: Don't you think you better go get a sheath before we go one stage further?

Boy: Sure thing sweetypie! What flavour do you desire?

Girl: Hmm... strawberry sundae?

Boy: Sorry honeybun... I only have ready salted left.

by Tom Wilson May 15, 2008

Bo-Hunk Shithead

One who thinks he is better than others, but in reality bases any success on his ass kissing abilities. Usually wears his pants too short and still wears retro clothing. A very dramatic person.

The only reason Bill received a promotion because he is a Bo-Hunk Shithead.

by GuySmitty101 March 5, 2008

shithooks

Defining the use of hands for the wiping of your ass.

"Boi, go wash ya' shithooks before dinnah!"

by Big ol' V March 10, 2007

shitheel

an insignificant or annoying person.

You know the little guy that works down that way? Yeah, he's a shitheel.

by dahabawahbo October 16, 2008

shithouse palsy

When you've been sitting on the toilet so long, you cease to have any feeling or control of your legs.

I've been shitting so long I have the shithouse palsy

by ThePinkHairedPsycho January 19, 2014

shithoop

commonly known as rectum, poop shoot, donut ring, ass hole, bum hole, etc!

Rizzle loved getting her shithoop tongue fucked on a regular bases by the old guy up the end of her street.

by dougiemawson March 2, 2014

shithelfuc

Shit+Hell+Fuck
That word when you have nothing else to say; usually associated with ragequiting

OMG What! No! What the- shit! shit! shit! Noooooooooooooo Shithelfuc!!!!!!

by jherrera1021 May 12, 2016