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sheesus

A female version of the word Jesus, used by someone to humorously substitute the female gender. Can be used to satirize ostentatious use of the exclamation "goddess" in the place of "god".
Praise Sheesus, Herllelujah!
by celeduc April 17, 2008
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Sheetrock Helmet

When having sexual intercourse, usually a Hate Fuck, you force the top of the head of your partner through a wall.
Last night I was so fucked up I decided to bone my ex again. She still had a line across her forehead from the sheetrock helmet I gave her last wednesday.
by Alan Ashton October 3, 2008
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Street Sheet

extremely lame item that we put on the promotional table when we have no premiums, highlighting the radio station's activity.
We have nothing to give out at events; guess I'll make some street sheets
by abelicious January 12, 2009
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Sep Sheet

An annoying kid in your math class. (Like when your teacher tells you to do the work on a separate sheet of paper)
Girl "The kid i s such a Sep Sheet!"
by YourwelcomeSophie April 11, 2011
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Bicycle Sheet

The act of sitting on someones face butt naked with your ass on there mouth and your nuts being separated by the other persons nose, which resembles sitting on a bicycle seat.
But you must pedal with your feet and hold your arms out as if you are actually riding a bicycle.
Dude the other day i was going in for the t-bag and i slipped and full on bicycle sheeted on there face. my nuts were all like spread eagle.
by B-cutsCrazyMind April 2, 2012
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Period Sheets

Red colored bedding which serve the function to disguise any period leakage during intercourse and wash out easily later at the laundromat. Commonly found in the closet of a morally lenient female, or already on her bed depending on her level of leniency. Shameless men will regulary make their bed up in period sheets as they will sleep with anything any time.
Pat "Dude, I went home with this girl last night who got her period all over her white sheets so she made me buy her period sheets this morning so she's prepared next time."
Darron "Is that all?"
Pat "Hell no, I bought her Plan B too."
by Rampness April 10, 2012
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