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Shamefuuk

A hoe rat that has obsessive leg fetishes. It usually lives in the depths of Straya and has a fear of large bugs, such as spiders and cockroaches. It's catch phrases include "shots fired pewpewpewpew", "10/10", and "Oh baby a triple!"
Person 1: Wow Mackenzie has been staring at that chicks legs for a while.

Person 2: Yeah, he has a leg fetish, didn't you know?
Person 1: No way?! He's such a shamefuuk.
Person 2: Yeah, I know.
by HoeMuffin January 21, 2015
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share weed

"Bro will share weed with me?"
"No"
by Puffpuffnah October 24, 2015
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share monkey

Share Monkey

A person that plays the stock market like the roll of a dice. A Share Monkey selects a company share with no regard to fundamentals and who has no ability or understanding of the associated company. Has little or no understanding of business operations, the stock markets or equities. A Share Monkey will select a stock on a whim using such criteria if there is a R in the month or the cows are facing into the wind.

The term Share Monkey is derived from the statement if you get sufficient monkeys and an infinite amount of time then eventually one of them will reproduce a line from the works of Shakespeare, in a similar way a Share Monkey will eventually select a line of winning stock.

Variations: US; Stock Monkey
Tom is just another a Share Monkey , he told me to buy these stocks because he believes if he buys in a Monsoon and the stock will Boom.

Don't trust him, he's just a Share Monkey, a lame statement like"Sell in May then go away" is no basis to invest.

On what basis did this Share Monkey say it was going to Zero
by Rod Clements September 7, 2016
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sharedplate

SharedPLate is a mobile application which focuses on creating a bridge between who is hungry and who cooks.
Lets eat something, ok. i ll check SharedPlate to see who cooks around.Good
by xexax June 6, 2016
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Share whore

Someone who tend to abuse the share button on social media in an extremely super annoying way.
Martyn Mumby is such a share whore, I find my newsfeed flooded with the stupid, meaningless posts he shares every ten seconds.
by Handling The Truth June 3, 2016
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share fart

A share fart is an act of sharing a post, comment, image or other media on one's social media channel by accident. Usually it is followed by an act of deleting the said post, comment or media due to feeling of embarrassment.
Shawn wanted to show a photo of his new girlfriend to his friends, but instead posted it on his FB wall. He totally share farted...
by I, God and Emperor May 18, 2016
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scarefie

Noun-Scary selfie- a picture taken by an individual where they look terrified. May be accomplished with more than one individual. Meant for entertainment purposes.
I just took my first scarefie with a ghost!
by Spooky Ghost Girl February 10, 2017
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