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Schmee'd

When you're hitting your girls backdoor, and upon pullout, a copious amount of turd flies out. Hitting both you and everything around you.

Can also be used as a verb, to schmee.
"I met up with this girl last night, and she schmee'd everywhere!"

"I'll never do anal again. I can't be schmee'd on again"
by Thatguybenson April 25, 2025
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Schleeb

Anyone that uses dairy or cream based product on their potatoes.
Ew! You put cream on your potatoes!? What a Schleeb!
by Pain Noodle January 24, 2026
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Schleebin

To play opposite of chosen role in team games.

A tank character trying to out damage.
A Damage/Healer character trying to front line as tank.
Stop Schleebin and get back.
Stop Schleebin and group up.
by PhoenixOmniGodKing February 20, 2026
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schleem

fein translated into keplarian language
schleem schleem schleem schleem schleem schleem schleem schleem schleem
by aliencatluvr May 9, 2025
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schleem

Fein by Travis Scott translated into Keplarian
schleem schleem schleem schleem schleem schleem schleem schleem schleem schleem schleem schleem schleem
by aliencatluvr May 9, 2025
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Schmeeze

The act of shitting, pissing, and sneezing all at once
Hold on bros, I gotta go schmeeze real quick.
by TheGreatThinker May 15, 2025
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Schepers' Pie

The act of eating one's own cream pie out of a woman's anus, especially but not limited to when there are undigested vegetables such as corn, carrots, peas, etc. present in the anal cream pie.
Damn dude, she was so freaky, we even tried a Schepers' Pie
by Mercedes-Benz over June 13, 2025
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