A person who not only takes the blame, whether it is their fault or not, for the miserable failing of an object, but then also insults their customers at the same time.
Some may say that Don Mattrick did an awesome job revealing the Xbox One, but he was nothing more than a scapedick, taking the fall and losing many customers with his ill-mannered banter and insistence that he knows what gamers want.
by shaggs138 July 26, 2013
Get the scapedick mug.Quite like the common term "scapegoat," a scapegina is a woman's ability to blame a bad attitude on her period allowing her to yell at her boyfriend, fiancé, or husband and refuse him sex for the better part of a week or more.
A scapegina is when a woman is unusually or unfairly mean to you when she is about to be or on her period.
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Get the sapsin mug.Barack Obama is the primary scapewagon for conservatives, everything is his fault regardless of the facts.
by cheepnis05 February 12, 2017
Get the scapewagon mug.A rare hereditary congenital defect of the male genitalia, the Scapula is a robust growth of segmented cartilage protruding from the groin to form a sheath around the penis. While commonly referred to as the "chode abode", this is a misnomer as the penis, which extends and retracts into the sheath, is often long and narrow, usually between .55 and .63 centimeters in width and on average 15 centimeters in length. Due to the excessive growth of nerve clusters in the interior lining of the scapula, both erection and retraction of the penis is sudden and painful. When questioned about their scapulae, most subjects noted that they experienced the most discomfort when the penis emerged from the chamber, with one in particular stating "every time i get an erection or even half chubbed, it's like my penis is pushing it's way through gravel." and another comparing their experience to "masturbating with sandpaper"
"Oww, my scapula!"
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