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Samuel

me:hey who is that
john:that is a stinky fat pedo
samuel:im not a pedo
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a white guy who likes teaching history and geography but isnt a good english teacher
Wow, that guy is definitely named Samuel.
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A dumb ass cunt teachers pet,is in eleventh grade but is old enough to get a job,failure and lives with his mom at 19
samuel is a dumb cunt
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a major W. commonly seen with Andys and Abbys. a Samuel is a man that everyone looks up to, although he may dress like a total fag. he probably got knocked upside the head as a kid, but it's okay, because he's universally loved nonetheless. nobody will say it outright, but he's a chill guy. if you see a Samuel, go up and say hello. don't be shy! he (probably) won't call you a slur.
person 1: "there goes Samuel."

person 2: "who?"

person 1: "you know, that guy in the yearbook with the cool hair? looks kinda gay?"

person 2: "oh, yeah."
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Samuel

Noun (UK Slang)

A type of irresistible, cream-filled puff pastry that is commonly savored as a naughty indulgence in the United Kingdom, despite its detrimental effects on one's diet or waistline.

Often used as a metaphor to represent anything that brings immense pleasure but is deemed as a guilty pleasure due to its perceived negative consequences.

Note: The term is derived from the name 'Samuel', though the reasons for this association remain unclear. It may be related to a popular baker or brand, a cultural reference, or a popular cellist named Samuel with affiliation to Wimbledon, London.

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Much like how the phrase 'guilty pleasure' signifies something that one enjoys despite feeling that it is not generally held in high regard, 'a Samuel' has become a synonym for a delicious but naughty indulgence, especially among Brits.
After a long day at work, I couldn't resist the temptation and succumbed to a sinful Samuel from the local bakery.
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Samuel

Noun (UK Slang)

(1) Literally: A type of irresistible, cream-filled puff pastry that is commonly savored as a naughty indulgence in the United Kingdom, despite its detrimental effects on one's health.

(2) Metaphorically: Often used as a metaphor to represent anything or anyone that brings immense pleasure but is deemed as a guilty pleasure due to its perceived negative consequences.

Note: The term is derived from the name 'Samuel', though the reasons for this association remain unclear. It may be related to a popular baker or brand, a cultural reference, or a popular British cellist named Samuel, with affiliation to Wimbledon, London.
(1) After a long day at work, I couldn't resist the temptation and succumbed to a sinful Samuel from the local bakery.

(2) I know I shouldn’t - but I find myself frequently daydreaming about a colleague I know to be in a relationship. He’s my office Samuel.
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Most sexy human being and is obsessed with black girl😚
Omdz it’s Samuel he’s so sexy
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