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Retarded Robin 

Super Hero to all the Special Kids.
The Original Actor who played this was in fact the infamous Nick Zhu.
Wears a toilet paper mask and a towel Cape.
with slippers and a coathanger as a weapon
Retard: DID YOU SEE RETARDED ROBIN? HE GAZOINKED THE TEACHER ON THE HEAD WITH HIS MAGICAL COAT HANGER OF DOOM!
Retarded Robin by Nick Zhu March 31, 2005

Retarded Ejaculation 

During masturbation when about to blow your load a completely disgusting image pops into your head. Your load merely dribbles down the sides of your dick.
Josh- I was jacking off last night and all of a sudden i pictured Rosie O'Donnell's naked body.... i had a Retarded Ejaculation

Retarded flamingo 

The constant cringing of the leg after one's foot is no longer asleep, and they try to walk on it. It looks similar to how flamingos will hold one leg up, hence the name.
"I don't want to get up, because my foot's asleep"
"Trying to avoid the retarded flamingo, eh?"

Retarded Claw of doom

A gesture made only by a retard from NZ who could not wank properly because his ring finger and thumbs are so closed to each other that the penis could not be grabbed by any possible means.
Guy1: hey! why is your hand like that.
Guy2: I got a hole in my brain. STOP IT!
Guy1: You retard.
Guy2: Its a gift from mommy and daddy called Retarded Claw of doom

then guy2 kills guy1 with the claw

retarded ewalk 

The process forming a two prong shocker by twisting your index finger and middle finger together and then your ring and pinky finger in the same fashion. After doing so you, insert one of the two forms into the vaginal area and other in the rectum; wiggling them ferociously inside while rubbing the clit with your thumb.
Dude me and that bitch got crazy, not only did i finger her, but i gave her the retarded ewalk and she took it like a champ.

I have one goal tonight and it's to retarded ewalk a bitch.
retarded ewalk by BASMAN99 July 21, 2009

Retarded Huffer Baby 

A person who huffs computer duster, paint, etc.; also, the product of two people who huff same
Jack didnt remember half of our conversation - he's such a retarded huffer baby.
Jack and Jill, those notorious drug users, just had a retarded huffer baby.
Retarded Huffer Baby by PixieStick75 November 18, 2010