Tropical Depression

When you’re in Florida and you’re depressed.

“Kirby I’m suffering from tropical depression.” - Leah

by leahjjade September 4, 2018

Post-Shartum Depression

The depressing feeling one gets after excreting a log the size of a small child.

Joe: Ted are you ok?
Ted: I've been having anxiety attacks since this morning after I dropped a huge duece.
Joe: Man, you better see a doctor. I think you have Post-Shartum Depression.

by rustachio April 25, 2009

Post-shore Depression

Non-psychotic depression occurring during the first few hours/days after watching new episodes of Jersey Shore. The sufferer may feel worthless, without purpose, distraught and in extreme causes suicidal in the belief that their sole reason for being has been taken away from them. Usually following a short period of elation due to the extreme attachment the sufferer has to the TV show and the fulfilment of their desire, much like an addiction. The depression most often occurs when the subject realises they have, in fact, a whole week to wait for another new episode and have to go 'cold turkey' for this time.

Nah bro, I got a bad case of post-shore depression in here

by thesitch18 October 17, 2010

Runner's Depression

the opposite of the Runner's High; the sadness runners feel during extended periods of not running; after distance running, runners become happy on the endorphines their brain releases, so the lack of running and lack of endorphines causes a feeling of depression

Stephanie had Runner's Depression after her track season finished.

by Mikimawse January 26, 2012

Post Lost Depression

The inevitable sadness that will overcome all Lost fans in the world following the season finale of the final season of Lost. Symptoms include lack of looking forward to anything, lethargy, and obsessive watching of crappy new TV shows in attempt to fill the void.

Man Lost is about to end... I'm not looking forward to this as much as I should be. Gonna be some serious Post Lost Depression.

by Bearcats556 May 19, 2010

recession

Fat rich people telling poor hungry people they need to lose weight.

recession

by vreno January 20, 2010

Depression

A reasonable psychological response to the reality of humanity.

The starving children, pointless wars and general insanity of it all demands depression in all but the insane.

by Moonrunner47 February 6, 2019