Taint Reader

Someone who can tell the future by reading taints.

So, taint reader, what can you tell me about my future?

Your taint tells me you're about to get your salad tossed!

Your taint tells me you're about to get a tongue in your pussy!

by ExoticTransporter August 25, 2014

Harry Randel

A person with red hair and many freckles. In his natural habitat, with other Randalls, he is fierce and angry. He loves jews and Donald Trump and hopes to one day become a garbage truck.

Don't Harry Randel your way out of this!

by beebledees January 27, 2017

Great Reader

Another name for kim jong un, considering he is the only one who can read, that is what the people of north korea call him. another reason he is called "Great Reader" is because that is how all north koreans speak.

Steven: Did you hear? Great reader launched a nuke toward Japan!
Trump: That little sh*t will get his A** whooped.

by the fucks i give May 10, 2017

netflix reader

When you think youve found a good movie on Netflix, with an English title, but it turns out to bd a foreign film with English closed caption!! F-ck!

I thought i found a good movie we havent seen, but it ended up being a Netflix reader...

by Brokedowning/PG May 23, 2018

whale reader

A reader who consumes annually more books than the rest of the population combined.

A voracious reader.

Jane: I read 600 books last year.
John: Wow, you're a whale reader.
Jane: Yes. Yes, I am.
John: Don't get cocky.

by Groatsworth June 21, 2019

Shawank redemption

When you masterbate to some freak ass shit, but then you go masterbate to something normal later so you don't feel like a peice of filth.

Baloor decided to commit shawank redemption after looking at trap porn on funnyjunk.com.

by Chaffysteak566 October 15, 2020

butter reader

person, usually an old lady, who completely blocks the aisle in a grocery store with both their body and their cart while they stare at a product without moving for a very long time and get extremely offended if you say "excuse me" or any similar phrase to them. Bizarrely, more of them have come into existence since covid.

I wish that butter reader would move, I want to get some ice cream!

by TV's Katie January 22, 2021