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Rectal urges

When one has the random urge to have their rectum sensationally masturbated or fucked the shit out of. This could be with fingers, a dildo or an erect penis.
Adam had the most severe case of rectal urges ever. He got a dildo and went up and down on that shit until he jizzed.
by Oggy Nelson February 3, 2022
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Rectal Outcry

A fart- a toot- gas escaping from your butt
what was that? A Rectal Outcry--that smells horrible!
by HeartsAndFarts November 17, 2015
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Rectal Crunches

The simultaneously contracting your abdomen and sphincter muscles in a effort to conjure up a fart out of thin air.
Bob is amazing. The way he can blast a fart after a few rectal crunches deifies logic.
by Steve the Buckaneer March 10, 2019
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rectal privateer

A way of saying butt pirate while in the company of those who are against foul language.
"I don't like that guy, he's a rectal privateer."
by The worst English student January 20, 2022
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rectal broom

When one cleans ones ass hole with their dick
Yea, Tom gave me a rectal broom last night. It was amazing!
by cdubz284750 April 18, 2016
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rectal palpitater

Someone who enjoys sticking their arm in someones or somethings ass.
Those rednecks sure do enjoy thier rectal palpitating.

That girl in that porn is a rectal palpitater.
by Cheese Master February 15, 2005
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Rectal wrinkle

A rectal wrinkle is a sudden surprise, a complete whirlwind of the unexpected
That water was so cold that it froze my rectal wrinkle

“I was so shocked that my rectal wrinkle didn’t move”
by Adiii17 March 12, 2022
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