Queef Urban

A female tribute band to Kieth Urban. They are known to play recordings of their queefs in concert.
Queef Urban was named best Queef Artist of 2010 by 99.9% of music critics who give a shit.
by SamDev703 June 17, 2011
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queef-scissoring

When two women are scissoring, one queefs into the other's vaginal opening. The second woman then emits her own queef adding to the volume of the queef. This continues until both vaginas are completely full of fishy air.
Female 1: "I'm really bored. Do you want to watch a movie?"

Female 2: "Only after we get some queef-scissoring done."
by firestick69 November 18, 2010
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Dairy Queef

A female who is sort of trashy.

the kind of girl who would make a
loud juicy stinky queef then roll up the windows
and laugh about it

the kind of girl who stirs the kool aid with her fist, licks mayonnaise off her spoon straight out of the jar, and might possibly put sour cream in the guacamole to make it 'creamier'
That girl looks like a Dairy Queef, maybe you should go hit on someone else.

That girl should be 'DQ'd' for looking like a "Dairy Queef"

"Did that nasty moist queef sound come from that nasty trashy girl over there?"

"Yeah, that Dairy Queef over there did it"

EW!
by fresh margarita December 06, 2010
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Word Queef

Saying something outloud that you didn't mean to say.
I called my friends girlfriend a troll by accident and it was a total word queef
by Waredjilliams August 03, 2018
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Mouth queef

A woman burp so deep it came from past her pussy.
Bonnie:"burrrrrrppppp, oh man that came from past my pussy?"

Jolene: "did you just mouth queef?!"
by The Dropper July 07, 2013
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Gully Queef

When someone smokes a juul out of a females beaver and blows the smoke up a females anus
Person: “Hey man did u hear about what Cole did last night?”
Other person: “No what happened”
Person: “He gave that girl with the big a$$ a gully queef.”
by Big meat October 23, 2019
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Bloated Queef

It's just like a queef, but one with a gush of moisture, juices or enzymes afterwards. Sometimes it is streaming, sometimes it's just a fine mist.
After I stuck it to Kylie for a while, she sneezed and had this bloated queef push me back out of her!

Damn near gave me whiplash!
by $hIti0T June 14, 2014
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