pumpkin fart

A fart that smells both like shit and the inside of a pumpkin.

That's the worst fart I've ever smelled, it must be a pumpkin fart.

by Bob33 November 3, 2007

dirty gas pump

starting off with simple tea-bagging, making sure that her nose is between your ass cheeks, and as she is jacking you off, you fart as much as possible.

I know she wants a dirty gas pump when she insists on paying at the local mexican restaraunt.

by Maxx Casey October 2, 2006

Pump Master

A dope fiend or junkie who cons people into pumping their gas at a gas station for spare change to buy Crack or Cocaine

Damn look at that Pump Master over there, what a loser

by bapekid4 November 5, 2006

cleaning the pump room

Code word for the act of lifeguards smoking marijuana. Pump room refers to the place where it is smoked, aka pool pump room, due to the high frequency of lifeguards that smoke weed. Pool supplies is the actual weed and accessories that go with it.

Yo' after this shift, I am cleaning the pump room! You in? Grab the pool supplies for me.

by mandaz April 2, 2006

one pump wonder

A male that ejaculates very quickly after very little sexual stimualtion

A man ejaculating after 30 seconds of sexual stimulation is called a one pump wonder

by Spongebob889 November 16, 2013

Pumpkin Bitch

Overly spray-tanned drunk slut. From the movie No Strings Attached.

You look like a pumpkin bitch!

by poseysbetter March 4, 2011

snooze pumper

To repeatedly hit the " snooze " button on ones alarm clock

Last night I was awake til 4 am masterbinating to bacon-wrapped midget pegging porn, so when my alarm went off this morning, I snooze pumpered it 16 times, which is why I was late to my job as a monkey loader.

by Dragonwolf November 23, 2018