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Professional Friends

Large groups of individuals that hang out together on weekday (Workday) nights at late hours. They can either be a group of friends in a strange place on weekday evenings or several driving together in a planned pattern maybe themselves seem "Professional"
Person 1 - "Hey look at all those people, why are they out here on a wednesday night?"

Person 2 - "They are professional friends, that's why!"
by Tigrez May 27, 2009
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Profin

1. To be living life to the fullest as one badass motherfucker with sickass hair.

2. To be cool beyond comprehension.

3. Logan and Christy
1. boy: whats up
girl: nothing chillaxin, you?
boy: oh you know. profin
girl falls in love with cool boy

2. Logan and Christy
by Logan and Christy December 27, 2008
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Professional professional

A person who tries way to hard to be taken seriously.
Look at John with his linked in profile and his fancy car, what a professional professional.
by WiiWelder October 17, 2011
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professor

A person who is an expert at his or her field of study.
Professors do not have a degree in education or teaching.
Matter of fact, I don't know why the silly bastards are allowed to teach without a degree in education.
Want to know why Professors suck at grading? Because they were never taught how to grade...They were not taught how to teach.
by Kamisama April 13, 2006
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Profanity Faucet

(1) Generalized term for a middle aged douchebag residing in the pacific northwest. Hobbies include working as an IT peeon, posting audio clips of failed American Idol demo tapes on the internet and generally living up to the acne ridden WoW playing virgin stereotype which is the IT "professional".
(2) Term used by aforementioned individual in a sad attempt to appear "edgy" or "hard" during failed attempts at the human mating ritual.
(3) 16th Century Scottish term for violent bloody diarrhea.
(1) That guy who couldn't fix my printer problems was a real profanity facuet
(2) Hey baby, you must have some plumber crack cuz' this profanity faucet is bro-o-ken
(3) I had a touch o' the ol' profanity faucet last night mate, musta been that there chicken yous wife neer' cooked right
by Catalysis April 23, 2010
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Profanity

When professionals show their fannies in public

It could also mean a cuss word
1. That profanity party is insane!

2. Don't use profanity in my house
by SimDevoSlipknot May 29, 2016
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Professional Googler

Someone who believes they have way more knowledge than anyone else because they can Google an issue.
Jeff: That IT guy fixed my email problems within minutes!

John: Sounds to me like a professional googler
by yeahgdaymate August 2, 2009
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