chocolate pretzel

this is when one person works their hand into their partners anal cavity (subsequently getting their hand covered in shit), then person one asks their partner if they are hungry. No matter the answer, person one pulls out their shit covered hand and slaps the partner's face

Are you kidding me man? We've been dating for 2 weeks, of course i've given her the ol' chocolate pretzel!

by AGBurton October 3, 2008

Pretzel

Important

Pay attention everyone, this is a pretzel part of the lesson.

by Skyvessel May 19, 2021

swiss pretzel

Thats when a yoga master crams herself into a suspended tire swing with only her rear end exposed there is a large amount of lubrication.

I went to the nature preserve today and i noticed that someone was engaging in a swiss pretzel, it looked extremely uncomfortable.

by Maurading Twerk Team Captain April 27, 2014

dropping the pretzels

When one partner works extra hard to ensure that there are multiple separate pieces of poop that land on their partner.

“Baby, will you be dropping the pretzels on me later?” -Blake
“Of corse, you know it’s my favorite” -James Franco
“Okay, I’ll pack my shampoo” -Blake

by WhyAri December 30, 2018

Pretzel

A fucking tasty and salty snack

Shit, that pretzel tastes so good!!!

by Intellectual Minecrafter July 14, 2019

pretzel mange

a rare scalp disorder caused by bleaching the hair may cause u to become a dumb mother fucker with pink or blonde spikey hair. may also have a skull tatoos pop up that have no meaning and sticks needles in his ass and drives a broke ass taurus with gay skulls all over it and has large, some may say huge love handles and looks like lance bass

omg dude look at that lance bass on steroids lookin mo fucker. god I hate him. he must have pretzel mange

by Dr. chig wung August 27, 2009

Pretzel Smoothie

When you fold a girl into a pretzel and eat her out ferociously.

“I turned that shorty into a pretzel smoothie”

by Rigasha January 15, 2023