Pooner

An AFAB transgender person who has unsuccessfully, or has convinced themselves, that they appear masculine to others. Pooner is usually used in a derogatory connotation and refers to a very obviously non-passing transgender man or trans masculine individual. Similar to the slur Hon for non passing trans women.

"Have you seen that trans man that got transferred to our school?

"Yeah, his name is Aiden, and he looks like a fucking pooner."

by Juuba June 4, 2024

Pooncel

Like how there’s shortcels, baldcels and cutecels there are pooncels pooncels are straight trans men who can’t get a woman because they’re trans there are many reasons pooncels can’t get a woman but it’s usually the fact they have a pussy or can’t pass

Pooncel: “women will never lover me because of my pussy and my girly features I’m such a POONCEL”

by Froggoth December 30, 2025

Ahab-pooner

A guy who will go to the ends of degradation to fuck more chicks than his friends, usually while drunk, i.e. nailing a big white fat-lass, munter, or land-monster, with absolutely no visible signs of remorse for at least three months.

This is only as offensive as his friend's find it, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

Dude, you believe ****** tagged that land-monster from the club?

Dude is a AHAB-POONER!!

Not cool. lol

by Locus0mega October 27, 2010

Pilly Pooner

A name for a girl’s vagina; primarily younger white girls’s vagina

A white trash hill jack sittin around in class barely paying attention when the teacher started explaining tangibles definition explaining how its “capable of being touched” when a light came on in his head & thought “HEY, I think she’s talking about my sisters lil’ pilly pooner!

by Leonfilms235 November 15, 2020

Lachlan Ponsen

He's a bit cheeky, doesn't listen to others. Mummas boy, makes stupid jokes, cries consistently. He is an abomination to society ;)

Have you seen lachlan ponsen around?
Yeah he's crying in the corner with his mum as per usual

by Hawt dawm July 26, 2025

The Great Poondemic

A world full of poons who push the pandemic button rather than communicate and deal with things logically and efficiently.

I didn't know so many poons existed in the world until the Great Poondemic.

by Teabagus Maximus January 2, 2021

After-school poonies

After a long day at school—a place where one is rushed to finish pooing and where one experiences paranoia and anxiety while pooing—the bathroom at home is a relief, knowing that you can poo in peace for as long as you need.

insert name went home and immediately took his after-school poonies.

by m1rlax0 October 28, 2021