Pony Express

Man with a small penis, who also cums fast.

I never would have banged him if I would have known, that I'd be riding the Pony Express.

by BobTheMob January 8, 2015

show pony

Usually A person that shows off in the public eye and does things just for the hell of it, usually dyeing hair regally. Commonly of gay sexuality

Look over at that show pony he/ she thinks they are so cool and better then you and me

by James April 15, 2004

Pony Felcher

The act of fleching a pony, i.e. performing anal sex on one to completion and then retrieving the semen for oral ingestion, with or without a straw.

Joseph Rakofsky isn't always a pony felcher, but when he is, he prefers dos pajitas.

by not_seu June 27, 2011

shoot the pony

When you are depressed and can't stand to have your pony see you that way, so you take it out back and shoot it.

You're bumming me out. I'm gonna go shoot the pony now.

by jennylovesyou December 13, 2014

pony puncher

n. Homosexual. Derogatory.

Stop being such a pony puncher and come see the gay cowboy movie with me.

by gabereallyreal November 9, 2005

Prison pony

A prison pony is another name for the black and white stripped horselike animal called the zebra.

If I ever go to Africa I want to see a wild prison pony.

by Less Moreland June 10, 2018

Dirty Pony

A very attracted male who is either extremely cocky or known to being a man whore.

1. That soccer player is so sexy but  he's such a dirty pony, he's the most cockyest guy I have ever seen.

2. Oliver is a good catch for a boyfriend but your going to haft to clean him up, he's a dirty pony. That boy has so many girls that he knows the female anatomy without even taking a class

by Dontleavmealone October 13, 2011