Pocket Idol

An insanely adorable nickname for Kris Allen, America's tiniest Idol.

Can, at times, be used as the opposite (or bottom) of Glamazon.

Kris Allen, the Pocket Idol, likes capes.

by glitterfuck July 22, 2009

pocket mining

masturbating by putting your hand in your pocket and playing with yourself through the fabric

"Oi, Smith, stop pocket mining and pay attention!"

by FuryouMiko April 21, 2018

packs a box lunch

Refers to a female Homosexual i.e a lesbian

Person a:Hey you know Jenny?
Person b: Yea why?
Person a: She packs a box lunch
Person b: I know she dates my cousin Tina!

by Boogiedwn June 12, 2007

Pockets with benefits

A pocket in an item of clothing that one has not worn for some time that unexpectedly contains a sum of money.

Subcategories include the following:

"Pants with benefits" "Jeans with benefits" "Suit with benefits" "Bag with benefits" and "Cothing with benefits".

"I was so psyched when I tried on an old pair of jeans and found a 20$ bill in the pocket. Talk about pockets with benefits! "

by nycesq October 8, 2009

meatball pocket

a meatball pocket is when you are doing a girl in the ass and then you jam you nuts into her butthole

tom gave his girlfriend a meatball pocket the other night

by tb22 May 1, 2006

poo pocket

When a fart is expelled in the shower, a vacuum like effect takes place, creating a smell that lasts 20 times as long as normal. Its especially bad and funny when showering with a loved one.

Steven: I stopped by Taco Bell on the way home last night and got a couple bean burritos...they were delicious with the fire sauce! (farts in the shower)
Corina: Holy crap!?!?! Did you just poo pocket me?
Steven: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...sorry
Corina: UGH!!!!! Let me out! Its in my mouth! Its in my mouth!

by Hyp3rioN June 28, 2010

hot pocket side jawn

A hot pocket side jawn is the girl in middle school that you used to finger and do hand jobs with behind your prudish, typically Christian, girlfriend's back. These illicit acts typically took place on the way home from school or right before school, which also happen to be great times to enjoy a hot pocket.

"Yo, Burns! I heard you was fuckin with Tina!"
"Nah, Duggie. Tina is just my hot pocket side jawn."
"Daaaamn! Misha aint puttin out that ass, huh?"
"Nah, yo."

"Hey, Peter. I thought you were dating Mary Beth Swanson but I saw you in the woods after school getting a hand job from Lucy!"
"Lucy is just my hot pocket side jawn because Mary Beth wont let me finger her."
"What a prude!"

by AutisticMomJeans May 19, 2016