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Plocker

A slur for people that wear stupid hats
You filthy fucking plocker!!!
by JimBiziod August 21, 2025
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plonka

New Zealand/British slang referring to someone being silly, an idiot, or a term used to reference the male penis.
No a apple is not a weapon, you plonka
by nyagpt August 31, 2025
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PLokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq)(*&^%$#@!

PLokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq)(*&^%$#@! is when you're so bored you typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, !@#$%^&*()QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM, and )(*&^%$#@!qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp so you try to type in a way no one has before.
Dude 1- I have typed every combination of letters. There are no more words left
Dude 2- Have you typed PLokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq)(*&^%$#@! ?
Dude 1- No, but I will now!
by KingArthur084 September 29, 2025
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Plocks

In Saint Lucia, it just means hits or blows by blunt force
1) Dat Chinese movie was sick! You eh see how mate in white uniform gave di mun all kina plocks?!!

(That Chinese movie was awesome! Did you not see how bro in white uniform gave the man barrage of hits?!!)
by Lime Juice (St. Lucia) October 3, 2025
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Plokamiphobia

Noun

The fear or aversion of tentacles.

Etymology: The word has the Greek root word "πλοκάμι (plokami)" meaning "tentacle"; and the Greek suffix "φόβος (phobos)" meaning "fear", "panic" or "terror."
Person 1: "Hey, you good man?"

Person 2: *Staring at the tentacles of an octopus in an exhibit* "G-get... get me away from those!"

Person 1: "What? Dude, what is it you're so worried abo-... you have plokamiphobia, do you?"
by Pseudonym2100 December 23, 2025
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by plmkoijnbhuygvcftrdxzsewaq December 25, 2025
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silly plonker

by Purple chicky July 9, 2014
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