Plonker

A person who has no idea what they are doing, someone completely oblivious to the fact they are doing something extremely stupid.
also, it's fun to say, so it's a great way to insult your friends.

Oh my god, how did you just die from that?! You're a total plonker!

by Aotnigci June 14, 2021

Plong

A penis that is enormourmous in size. New defintion of slong since 2020

Hey dude, did you see Nabils slong?
Man, i saw his p. Its long. I wish I had his plong.

by Yan man June 18, 2021

Ploob

A nonsensical alteration of the word pleb. Akin to other such alterations such as pleeb, plobo, plebacious.

"Fuck off you plebacious ploob"

by Ploobaciousgeorge July 10, 2021

plonked

when someone is just super shwasted

dude she drank so much she was so plonked

by mommymckee July 14, 2021

Plongs

Plongs are dried cranberries.
Dried cranberries are not craisins
Craisins are raisins injected with flavor.

Bob -Hey can you pass me the plongs for my muffins
Jeff -Sure here you go

by MrJeff November 18, 2021

Plonck Knob

When an individual is behaving in a manner of stupidity, especially in the northern hemisphere.

When the three of you are cosied up on the sofa and one of you sees a jumper with holes in it.

“You plonck knob!”

by Richard Branson fan club December 17, 2021

Plonker

Somebody who is a bit...simple to say the least.

A: Hey, you twat!
B: Shut up you plonker, you can barely tell your arse from your elbow!
A: 0_0

by anonymous February 13, 2022