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A fortnite player

by Fortnitesucks January 25, 2019
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-a guy who doesn't have any balls to be in a real relationship
-really good at flirting and being a smart-ass
-will treat you like your the most amazing female on earth, and then will dump you
-will want to make out with you whenever possible
-a stuck-up son-of-a-bitch
-won't introduce you to his parents
-will want to keep your "relationship" a secret, for some stupid, made-up reason
-will call you pet names, such as 'gorgeous' or 'baby'.
player: "my parents don't want me to have a girlfriend right now, so let's just keep it a secret."
by lovelyangel August 28, 2009
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Player

Also known as Taylor who thinks he can have two girls and them not find out about eachother. WRONG; girls always find out about everything which results in you having no girls. So don't be a Taylor. Don't do what he did. Don't be stupid. Stick with one person.
He's such a player, a total Taylor!

Ugh, what a Taylor!
by RedneckBabe July 29, 2014
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Player

A dude that garners longing sighs from the ladies through his Scrabble prowess. They must deal with player haters on a daily basis, as many strive to take the Scrabble crown, but few are equipped with the breadth of vocabulary to flex.
"Whoa, that dude just totally got a 7-letter word on a triple word score - What a player"
by Dr Filthperv June 29, 2020
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Skyblock Player

Usually a extremely sweaty player,which flexes and steals others zealots,This is usually people in full sup or other op gear,they may be also tryharding to get 1st in everything like carrots.They also have millions.
You a Skyblock Player Huh? Name everytime you said L "6hoursofsleep"
by VI Leader November 17, 2020
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female trumpet players

excellent kissers
LOUD... on and off stage ;)
by misstrumpetplayer12 November 22, 2013
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you are going to ruin your record player needle

Absolutely the best thing to put on a record playing in reverse as a backwards Satanic message.
As Mephiroth spun the turntable of his record player backwards, he could hear the luciferan chanting...you are going to ruin your record player needle...you are going to ruin your record player needle...
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