A set of ethereal documents, the format for which is agreed upon by no one, but by which teachers are nonetheless charged to educate the world's youth.
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"the best laid plans o' mice an' men gang aft agley"
This was written by an ancient Scots Poet, Robert Burns, who wrote several poems in a strange language, including "To a mouse".
"Gang aft agley" means "often get fucked up"
"best laid plans" is an acknowledgement that something has just got fucked up for no apparent reason, or because something inevitable (government, parents, teenage kid, fate, whatever) has acted against it.
"the best laid plans o' mice an' men gang aft agley"
This was written by an ancient Scots Poet, Robert Burns, who wrote several poems in a strange language, including "To a mouse".
"Gang aft agley" means "often get fucked up"
"best laid plans" is an acknowledgement that something has just got fucked up for no apparent reason, or because something inevitable (government, parents, teenage kid, fate, whatever) has acted against it.
Billy: Damn. Eight point buck just standing there. Gun aimed, ready to take the shot, I was so damn sure that I could take a piss without letting go of the gun. But I peed all down the front of my pants, the gun went off before I was ready, that scared the buck who ran right at me and kicked my ribs in.
Bobbette: you know what they say, honey, best laid plans and stuff. Now turn over and let me wipe your butt. Eeewwww!
Bobbette: you know what they say, honey, best laid plans and stuff. Now turn over and let me wipe your butt. Eeewwww!
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Its made out of paper & it gets you high like a plane...hence; Paper Plane
Its made out of paper & it gets you high like a plane...hence; Paper Plane
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Get the Paper Plane mug.Extremely potent marijuana that is stronger and more intense than trainwreck. Those who have smoked it report feelings of tingling, weightlessness and the feeling you get when you're ankle deep in a wave sliding out into the ocean again, which, makes you feel like you're on a plane that is crashing.
by tyler durdenn September 17, 2007
Get the planewreck mug.The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
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Get the Planetary Quarantine mug.A phrase used to tell that the matter at hand is grave. If something ain't no planet of no apes, than it is serious, important, and not to be overlooked or fooled with.
Statuatory rape ain't no planet of no apes.
"No, no no no no,
This ain't no walk in the park,
No, no no no no,
This ain't no slap in the face,
No, no no no no,
This ain't no fuck in the ass,
No, no no no no,
This ain't no planet of no apes"
-Mindless Self Indulgence, Planet of the Apes
"No, no no no no,
This ain't no walk in the park,
No, no no no no,
This ain't no slap in the face,
No, no no no no,
This ain't no fuck in the ass,
No, no no no no,
This ain't no planet of no apes"
-Mindless Self Indulgence, Planet of the Apes
by Anonymous August 25, 2003
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