Planking

The Art of laying across an Object or Person in a flat and stiff position like a plank

Dude i just planked across those tables
Did you get pics of you Planking

by Altimate_Planker June 12, 2011

planking

When retards lie horizontally straight on objects and take photos.

-that cunt died from planking
-a bunch of fucken homos upto fuckall
-henry johnson got fucked up from planking after bongs at morley.

by Paige Is Ripping June 15, 2011

Planking

Planking, when an individual stiffens their body, lies face down expressionless on an object whilst straightening their arms and legs, pointing their fingers and toes. Importantly takes a photograph and names it then posts it on Facebook.

Planking on a narrow protrusion or a long slender pole like a plank.

by Madvx July 9, 2011

planket

Planket is a blanket you bring on the airplane

Give me my fucking planket, I got an early flight in the morning

by Jess&edgy February 13, 2014

Plank

Probably describes someone named Josh.
Stupid

What an absolute plank

by MADLADS September 18, 2019

walk plank

1. To smoke a blunt or get fucked up

1.
-Yo lemme walk dat plank
-Naaat eeeev, too many heads

2.
-We should walk plank tonight
-Fugg dat, I needa recover from last nite

by The G00ds May 18, 2008

a Plank

used to refer to a flat-chested female with small posterior booty, as well!

{a Plank is used to refer to a flat-chested female with small posterior booty, as well!

Look at her, if she turns sideways it looks like
she has two backs. She looks like a wooden plank!

by internet comedian December 11, 2019