piss lazy

someone who is to lazy to get out of their bed/couch/sofa/etc... to take a piss so they just hold it

nates bladder exploded today because he was to piss lazy to get out of his bed

by traveling salesman September 9, 2010

piss poor

Extremely bad. Amongst the worst of the subject.

How would you rate our supermarket service?

1. Poor
2. Very poor
3. Extremely poor
4. Really quite amazingly poor
5. Words begin to fail me as to how poor
6. Buttock-clenchingly piss poor

by DrizzlyBear January 14, 2009

Piss Shiver

That annoying little shiver you get at the end of a long and refreshing piss.

Damn that piss shiver gave me the chills!

by the Elephant Man August 12, 2004

piss beer

A weak American-style lager.

I was mowing my lawn, and it was so hot I'd even drink piss beer.

by TravisJake August 22, 2007

piss hole bandit

A homsexual that hangs out in public restrooms.

Beware of piss hole bandits when you are at the zoo.

by guido#22 June 29, 2009

Pissation

A form of being already pissed when something else bad happens that adds to it.

guy: I was pissed when I found out that my gf was sleeping with my neighbor. Finding out that I got her pregnant added to my pissation.

by Big Little B February 8, 2010

Piss and Polish

When one urinates while brushing their teeth to save time or to simply have fun.

I was running late for work so I got shit done by using the piss and polish.

by supersturi February 17, 2010