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Piper is an amazing woman that is very adored. She is very kind hearted and is easy to fall in love with. She is very beautiful in many ways but you can’t help but love her beautiful smile. They way she looks at you with her amazing eyes just make you want to marry her already. She is a woman you want to spend the rest of your life with. Piper is the most perfect girl in the entire world!
Piper is really amazing
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slave to the glass pipe 

that fuckin ho...is a slave to the glass pipe

Take the gas pipe 

Committing suicide by inhaling methane gas from heating pipes or ovens. A more common suicide method in the earlier 20th century. Also used as a way to tell somebody off.
Aunt Angie was so depressed when she found out about Uncle Charlie cheating on her that she took the gas pipe.

You're really getting on my nerves. Why don't you go take the gas pipe?
Take the gas pipe by Trainwreck708 January 14, 2013

pipe weed 

An unidentified smoking herb in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy. An obvious reference to tobacco, or maybe marijuana.
Gandalf: I brought a sack of pipe weed.
Frodo: Cool, let's all get high!
pipe weed by LudwigVan December 21, 2003

Mike Haggar piledriving a Shark

The manifestation of the words: awesome, elite(1337), mega-awesome, top-tier, more-badass-than-a-fucking-shark-awesome, and let's-see-fucking-chuck noris-do-that.
Oh, haha oxygen needs Chuck Norris not the other way around. Whatever he's no Mike Haggar piledriving a shark.

Pipe Buster 

When you take a crap that's so bad it actually busts the pipes.
HOLY SHIT! Kernal just dropped a pipe buster!
Pipe Buster by Kernal November 27, 2004

pay the piper 

To pay a price that you deem high or unfair, but failing to pay the price often results in dire consequences.

Based on the story of the Pied Piper, who removed the rats from a town, and when not paid, he took their children instead!
Don't you know the Mafia collects protection here? If you want to run a business in this town, you have to pay the piper.
pay the piper by RobbyPants June 21, 2007